Hoxton Street Monster Supplies

London’s oldest supplier of goods for the living, dead and undead. From Fang Floss to Thickest Human Snot, Brain Jam to Impacted Earwax, we cater for the everyday needs of monsters of any kind. Humans welcome (at their own risk). We were recently voted 'No. 1 Kids' Shop in London' by Time Out Magazine. Which is strange, as we're evidently a shop for monsters. Due to a rather inconvenient curse, all profits go to the Ministry of Stories, a creative writing and mentoring charity for young humans, hidden behind our secret door.