The Knotty Shop

"Back in the day, when I was a little six-year-old motherscratcher, I'd respond to Jimmy, Jim, kid, or YOU EFFIN BASTARD, GET THAT EFFIN BIKE OFF MY EFFIN LAWN. Yes, any of those got my attention,..."

"What did you do today??! Hmm, I just woke up and decided to go to the North Pole. North Pole, Alaska that is. This cute little town is near Fairbanks and for sure the Santa Claus House is a must..."

"During our two week trip to Alaska, we stopped into Antler Academy to see the amazing reindeer! I really had no idea what to expect, other than seeing a few reindeer. Only when the employees were..."