Hoot's Shop And Stay

"Wow what a great surprise! Starving on the way to CDA, we took a chance and stopped here. Do not pay any attention to the outward appearance, it looks like any other rural gas station. It is not...."

"Want to leave the hustle and bustle of modern life behind? Head to the Stage Stop in Secesh for a burger, fries (with the best secret seasoning), and a cold drink! You can reconnect with Mother..."

"FYI... WE ARE NOT RELATIVES OR FRIENDS OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT (... but we are good friends now). This place is very phenomenal! It's a hidden secret that really should be enjoyed by those that..."