Strategic Tattoo

"I've had a couple tattoos done at different tattoo shops (i.e. Texas, Oklahoma, and western Nebraska) however Strategic Tattoo in Gretna, Ne has been, by far, the best shop I've had work done at...."

"This dude is a joke. Tried to call simply to find out if he was open and to make an appointment... Couldn't understand a word he said at first, he called back twice and then said, "if you won't..."