Funhouse Food Spot

"I've lived in this neighborhood for years and have come to this store countless times. There have been SO many instances where some man will just cut in front of me in line. And whoever is behind..."

"I am convinced... that Kim Jong-il is hiding out in Kensington and posing as the woman wearing sunglasses at this place. This place has bullet proof glass protecting her and the hard booze and..."

"What polite and attentive management this store has! I walked in skeptical as to whether they'd carry much of a selection of sake (which is what I wanted to accompany a BYOB omakase meal) and I..."