The East River

Not to be confused with The Eats River which is where a lot of "food boats" (think food trucks, but on water) serve up snacks. Nah I don't know where that is. But I bet it exists one day in...

The East River isn't actually a river, or so Ive been told. But it looks like one. And we call it a river. Its on the East side of Manhattan, and has a terrific walkway along it, that's been...

This river stinks. It's not even a river ("tidal estuary" sounds like one of God's big mistakes) and there are plenty of things, including rivers, that are more east of it. If someone tells you...

All I can think about is kramer from Seinfeld that decided to go on dilly swims at the east river. Just the color of the water, and the trail of foam that trail behind the boats, give me the chill...