Sam's Club Gas

"The employee Dylan Atkinson was awesome, whenever the yetti from mnt Vesuvius escaped containment and attempted to attack me Dylan jump between us. He will be dearly missed."

"Two employees smoking outside. No receipt paper in the pump. Trash cans all overflowing. This was my last visit here. You need to visit a QT!"

"Apparently signs are just decorations now. Walked into this 7-Eleven today and picked up two Fuji Waters--clearly marked 2 for $4. You know, like a normal person who expects stores to honor their..."