Carol-Ann H.
12/28/2025
We have been buying your pies through the South African butchery Tomball. Really, really good pies, including the delicious pastry. Our favorite is the Steak & Kidney pies, which are not always...
2 Phat Bastard Pies
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[403 - 467] Franklin St
Houston, TX 77002
2 Phat Bastard Pies is a Houston-based eatery that brings the mouthwatering flavors of Indo-African savory pies to life. Founded by Zimbabwean natives-turned-Houstonians, this family-owned business is the result of a bromance between two reunited immigrant families who share the simple goal of spreading happiness, one scrumptious pie at a time.
With carefully curated menu options, 2 Phat Bastard Pies offers the most delicious pies in Houston, TX. Their homemade fillings are expertly simmered and thickened, infusing their meats and vegetables with authentic spices and seasonings. From beef and chicken pies to vegetarian options, their phat-filled pies with flaky golden crusts are sure to satisfy any craving.
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5.0(63)
Esosa A.
11/3/2025
This place might be called 2 Phat Bastard Pies, but there must be an angel in that kitchen because I can't remember the last time I tasted such a tender, flaky crust. The filing in each was...
Carl S.
12/29/2025
I love meat pies and found 2 Phat Bastard Pies while walking the floor at The Post. The menu is somewhat limited but had my interest with the Lamb Curry pie. It appears to be a family run eatery...
Joyce C.
10/11/2025
These pies were sooo good. We had an event at the POST for two days, and I was hesitant to try these on the first day because the portion size seemed small for the price. However, they pleasantly...
Sunil R.
1/19/2026
Well, I have never had Zimbabwean and Indian fusion food before! Absolutely loved 2 Phat Bastard Pies. The chicken curry pot pie was fantastic -- I specifically asked for a non-spicy option and...
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