Services of different jobs

"Now you can have that palm tree in your yard that you've always wanted but could never...ahhh: figure out where to buy, ship, plant...or afford. There's one catch...you never have to water this..."

"They do a horrible job, I'd give no stars if possible. They "tried" to fix my couch at an insane price and now it's worse than before and they won't return my calls."