Wiseguy Pizza

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202 M St SE
Washington, DC 20003
Wiseguy Pizza is a New York-style pizza restaurant with locations in Washington DC and Northern Virginia specializing in oversized, thin-crust pizzas available by the slice or whole pie. We take this pizza-making thing seriously, so whether it's our imported ingredients from Italy, our homemade meatballs and sauces, our special water filtration system, or the fact that the pizza is baked in an old-school deck oven, know that when you eat a slice it doesn't taste like that on accident.

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4.0171 reviews
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Candi R.
10/19/2025

Stopped here after getting facials with the kids. They weren't hungry, so that left me scrambling to find something to eat for myself. Saw Wise Guy Pizzas and headed in for a slice. The...

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Destiny E.
8/30/2025

This used to be one of my favorite spots to bring my kid for New York style pizza, which we both get a hankering for every now and then after living in/so close to the city for so long. However,...

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Jen B.
6/18/2025

We purchased several pizzas for a work event. I was excited having heard how wonderful it was. Save yourself the trouble, they make Papa Johns taste good. It was overwhelmingly spicy, flat and...

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Brittney S.
10/30/2025

Solid spot for a decent slice of pizza. Customer service was 10/10! There are seats inside and outside if you want to eat there. Some of the pizza seemed like it had been sitting out for a while,...

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Michael S.
10/28/2025

Absolutely love this place. Never thought I'd find somewhere local to replace Andy's but honestly, this is even better. I've shown this place to over 6 other New Yorkers as well and they all agree...

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